THRILL TO THE EXCITEMENT OF  EXCITING THRILLS AS YOU CELEBRATE OUR NATION’S THRILLING AND EXCITING 250TH BIRTHDAY WITH AN EXCITING CONTRIBUTION TO THE THRILLING CULTURAL SCENE!

Simply think of a name for the object pictured below and submit it here–or anyplace, really.  An anonymous judge (heh-heh!)will pick one, and a prize will be awarded. But not to you.

THIS EMERGED FROM MY WORKSHOP YESTERDAY: